After their home world of Earth was attacked and destroyed by aliens, a race of evil amphibians called the Frogulons, Captain Phineas T. Drew, his first mate Hyminthius “Hymie” Z and the mysterious man known only as Spartanacus, banded
together with intent to avenge their murdered planet. Amused by their noble but futile gesture, the alien leader, King Ribbit employed a tractor beam to capture Drew and his crew. Now, as our heroes await execution in the dungeon
onboard the Frogulon world ship, Amphibia...

...one must wonder… why does a comic book that’s supposed to be
funny have a depressing introduction like THIS???