Race/Home world: Human being, Earth.
Rank/Occupation: Captain of the ship (U.S.S. Booty) and its crew of two.
Age: 30 years old.
Height/Weight: 6 ft, 2 in. / 190 lbs.
Typical quote: “This is unacceptable.”

Captain P. Tyberius Drew is the noble and honorable man who leads our trio of space adventurers. He believes in classic ideals: trust, loyalty, honor and compassion. Refusing to be ruled by his own emotions, the captain is a stoic and thoughtful Commander who places both the safety and success of his ship and crew before himself.

Real name: Hyminthius “Hymie” Z
Race/Home world: Human being, Earth.
Rank/Occupation: Pilot/1st mate on the U.S.S. Booty, inventor.
Age: 20 years old.
Height/Weight: 4 ft, 11 in. (5’ 7” to tip of his hair) / 130 lbs.
Typical quote: “This would REALLY suck if we were actually real…

”Hymie is the fun loving, semi-obnoxious boy genius, who steers the ship, builds the high tech toys and typically annoys the heck out of our other space adventurers, especially Spartanacus. He believes in boyish ideals: adventure, excitement, comicalness and mischief. Possessing a self –proclaimed “sixth sense”, Hymie knows and understands that he and everyone else around him aren’t alive but actually fictional “characters” within a comic book. Hymie is the comedic relief of our heroic team as well as the insightful mind that usually keeps them out of harms way.



Real name: Actual name unknown.
Race/Home world: Human being, Earth.
Rank/Occupation: Gunner on the U.S.S. Booty, weapons expert.
Age: 26 years old.
Height/Weight: 6 ft. / 235 lbs.
Typical quote: “I’m gonna need more ammo…”

Spartanacus (or Spart) is the hot-tempered, tactless tough guy, who mans the guns on the ship, talks trash like its his job, and typically thinks with everything but his brain. He believes in macho ideals: women, alcohol, superior firepower and huge explosions. Ruled by his emotions and self described “itchy trigger finger”, Spart tends to shoot first… and whenever possible. He has very little respect for authority… and NO tolerance for fellow shipmate Hymie. Although Spartanacus is an egotistical know-it-all, he is also the no-nonsense, competent shooter that gives our heroic team its tactical edge.

Real name: Slymorre Ribbit, the fifth
Race/Home world: Frogulon/ Planet Xero-1, AKA “the Pond”.
Rank/Occupation: Ruler of the Frogulon race.
Age: 20 Earth years (about 35 in Frogulon years).
Height/Weight: 4 ft. (4’ 8” with crown) / 75 lb. (100 lbs. in robes)
Typical quote: “It pays to be evil. No… it pays to be ME!!!”

King Ribbit is the insane, overbearing dictator who rules the alien Frogulons. He believes in only HIS ideals: wickedness, domination, intimidation and superiority. Harboring an intense, yet undeserved or explained hatred for humanity, Ribbit swiftly destroyed the planet Earth. Fortunately, Captain Drew and his crew of two escaped the planets’ destruction… but unfortunately, not King Ribbit’s clutches. Amused by their futile attempt to avenge the Earth, the King had our team of space adventurers captured alive in order to torture, taunt and eventually “fry” them in Amphibias’ dungeon. Needless to say, King Ribbit is a nasty, deplorable creature that should have a giant firecracker stuck in his mouth and… err… well you get the idea.

Real name: Toade E. Wart
Race/Home world: Frogulon (not a pure blood), Planet Xero-1, AKA “the Pond”.
Rank/Occupation: First General of the Frogulon Royal Army.
Age: 20 Earth years (about 35 in Frogulon years).
Height/Weight: 4 ft. 4 in, (5’ 4” with hat) / 220 lbs.
Typical quote: “As you command, your royal nastiness.”

Toadee is the unwavering, ever-obedient General of King Ribbit and his royal Frogulon army. He believes in… whatever the King tells him to believe in. Unlike his King, Toadee has the well-earned advantage of commanding his troops’ respect, (they dislike Ribbit a great deal and frequently pray for a meteor to fall on him). The General himself fully supports as well as regularly praises their overbearing leader, which is probably the one reason why the rest of the Frogulon Empire hasn’t come crashing down upon its own King… yet.